tagged as:
#spongebob
#cartoons

tagged as:
#weed
#drugs

I like when smoking weed makes me feel better.

tagged as:
#ugly
#fashion
#wtf
#funny
Why do I work somewhere that sells furry backpacks??

Why do I work somewhere that sells furry backpacks??

Fuck retail. And Claire’s. And especially shitty managers. Like mine.

i just want to be happily married, make pies & cookies all day, have my husband come home from work in a black suit & greet me by having sex in the kitchen…

Yes. Thank you.

tagged as:
#awkward
#funny
“Sometimes I catch them in awkward situations.”

“Sometimes I catch them in awkward situations.”

pleatedjeans:

How to Eat Food (a few more here)

Retail. Fuck you.

tagged as:
#weed
#drugs
#cute
Find a cuter pipe than mine.

Find a cuter pipe than mine.