I like when smoking weed makes me feel better.
Why do I work somewhere that sells furry backpacks??
Fuck retail. And Claire’s. And especially shitty managers. Like mine.
i just want to be happily married, make pies & cookies all day, have my husband come home from work in a black suit & greet me by having sex in the kitchen…
Yes. Thank you.
“Sometimes I catch them in awkward situations.”
Find a cuter pipe than mine.